We'll have to coin a new shorthand for this

Darwin is hard at work again, here.

Used to be 'Fish, Barrel, Shoot' as a shorthand for, well, shooting fish in a barrel.

Taunting a number of crocodiles then suffering the consequences (both kids and crocs) has that air of inevitability about it all, n'est ce pas?

So perhaps 'Croc, Taunt, Lunch, Shoot' is it......